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Fast-food restaurant

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here."

<December 21, 2011>

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Name

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter."

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,
"Im Janey Sugarbrown."

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Arent you Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter?"

With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied,
"I thought I was, but Mommy says Im not."

<December 21, 2011>

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Sister

Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty?

Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink!

<December 12, 2011>

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