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November 17, 2018.

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  • 'Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?'

    'Certainly, Sir!'

    'Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!'
    - Tommy Cooper
  • It's strange isn't it?
    You stand in the middle of the library and go "Aaaaaaaaargh!!" and everyone stares at you. But do it on a plane and everyone joins in.
    - Tommy Cooper
  • I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
    - Tommy Cooper
  • Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.
    - Tommy Cooper
  • I had a dream last night that I ate a giant marshmellow.
    When I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone.
    - Tommy Cooper
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