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November 14, 2018.

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  • They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.

    - Bill Maher
  • A panel of scientists voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system. They tried to explain the science of this to President Bush, but then they got fed up and just told him it got destroyed by the Death Star.
    - Bill Maher
  • Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
    - Bill Maher
  • I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
    - Bill Maher
  • Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
    - Bill Maher
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