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November 17, 2018.

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Smiley

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Pool

Pool Cheap pool in the street.

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Fan

Fan Yeah, I've solved it, Boss!

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Basketball love

Basketball love Kiss me softly!

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Baby

Baby Help! I'm sinking!

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On the road

On the road Turn right and rest in peace.

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Bad news

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
The doctor interrupts:
"Nine..."

Sent by:simi nori <October 26, 2008>

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Proposal

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was!
"Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

Sent by:nono <October 26, 2008>

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Superman

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said:
"I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!"
The second man says:
"Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says:
" I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says:
"Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in."
The first man says:
"Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man:
"Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

Sent by:Petey Pablo <October 26, 2008>

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Enlarge breasts

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her:
"Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks:
"How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks:
"How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

Sent by:dragox <October 26, 2008>

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